Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!
Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?
A. Disk-o
Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt crummy!
Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!
Q. Why did the computer squeak.
A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse
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