April fools day pranks

Got Milk?

If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful.



What's That in Your Apple

For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.

Spare Change

This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.

Sugar and salt switch

For a great April Fool's joke, if you have little holders for your salt and pepper, switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friend's faces when they try their food! Just make sure they have something they eat salt with.

St patricks day jokes and easter jokes

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Answer paddy o'funiture

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
Answer when it's a french fry

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Answer some poor horse is going to be bare foot.

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?

A. A bunny laughing its head off.