Random jokes

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?

A. Disk-o

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. He felt crummy!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. Why did the computer squeak.

A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse

Bug joke

Two fleas were walking out of the movie theater and one asks the other,
"Do you want to walk or take the dog?"

chameleon joke

why did the chameleon tell a joke


ANSWER: it was a comedian

Time jokes

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?

A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?

A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

animal joke

Driving with Penguins

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A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stopped him and said that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.

The man agrees and drives off.

The next day, the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again, he is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I though I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."

The man replies "I did. Today I'm taking them to the movies."

No school today to celebrate President's weekend. Have fun!

jokes everywhere

Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
A: you don't bury survivors



Q: What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A: No thanks, I'm stuffed



Q: Why did the golfer wear two sets of pants?
A: In case he got a whole in one!

snow day fun recipe

Hi everyone,

It's a snow day and I am home from school. I am looking at the snow out side and I think I
want some cookies. Here is a yummy sugar cookie recipe:
1c.flour
3/4 cup white sugar
1 large egg
1tsp. pure vanilla extract
colored sugars or other decorations
makes: 3 dozen cookies

bake at 325*F for about 13 min

Then, Enjoy!!!!!!

Now I am going to play wii....

Jokes of the Day

Here is my first joke ,why does the sea roar?

Answer: you would roar to if you had crabs on your bottom.

next joke,what did the snail say when he was riding on the turtles back

Answer: whee!

last joke for today: what is the best way to catch a fish

Answer: have some one throw it at you