Random jokes

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?

A. Disk-o

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. He felt crummy!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. Why did the computer squeak.

A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse