April fools day pranks

Got Milk?

If your milk comes in a cardboard container, add a few drops of food coloring. It's harmless April Fool's joke but the results are pretty colorful.



What's That in Your Apple

For a fruity April Fool's practical joke, get a few gummy worms and carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.

Spare Change

This April Fool's practical joke is old but it still works. Superglue some coins to the sidewalk or any spot that has a lot of people walking around. Make sure it's an appropriate place, then watch people break fingernails to get the coins.

Sugar and salt switch

For a great April Fool's joke, if you have little holders for your salt and pepper, switch the salt with sugar and then watch your family's and friend's faces when they try their food! Just make sure they have something they eat salt with.

St patricks day jokes and easter jokes

What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
Answer paddy o'funiture

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
Answer when it's a french fry

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
Answer some poor horse is going to be bare foot.

Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?

A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?

A. A bunny laughing its head off.

cool jokes

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen."

"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."




There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

How do you know if a moron has been using the computer

When you see white-out all over the screen.

Halloween Jokes

What do monsters like to eat at a cook out

Halloweenies

What is a vampires favorite sport

Casketball

What's a baby ghosts favorite game

peekabooooo

What type of dog is a vampire's favorite

Bloodhound

What do birds give out on Halloween night

Tweets

What did one ghost say to the other

do you believe in people

Some fun valentines day jokes for you,
Happy valentines day
From your friend, Logan

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.


Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.


Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Random jokes

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?

A. He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?

A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

Q. What is a computer's favorite dance?

A. Disk-o

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

A. He felt crummy!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. Why did the computer squeak.

A. Because someone stepped on it's mouse

Bug joke

Two fleas were walking out of the movie theater and one asks the other,
"Do you want to walk or take the dog?"